Why do some people feel unable to use a public/work loo if someone else is there?
It's a loo! That's what it's for!

Personally, I think a poo is a much richer and funnier experience if you have an audience. Yes, funnier. Toilet habits are just intrinsically hilarious. In a public loo, I find myself silently giggling if I hear someone else do a big splashy wee. I then try to compete by doing the carthorse-iest wee I can muster. Sometimes I stand up to maximise the splashy noise. It's funny in itself for me, but what makes it worth doing is that I'm probably revolting everyone else in the facilities, and they can't do anything about it.

Far better than the public wee is the public poo. It's a fine feeling inflicting your stink and your *grunt* *plop* *plop* *plop* *parrrrrrrrpp* *sigh* on everyone else. Maybe it's a power trip. I'm stinking the place out and making them all feel uncomfortable, and they can't get away!

And I'm not ashamed of it. Afterwards I emerge from my cubicle grinning my head off, silently broadcasting to all, "It was I! Hahahaha, it was I!"

I know my mum finds it as funny as I do too. Whenever we use a public loo together (in separate cubicles - don't get funny) we call-and-respond with farts and plops and then giggle like mad.

Poo is the funniest, funniest thing ever. You know I'm right.
( Bob Todd whee, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:00, 3 replies)

You are a disgusting, filthy girl, Bob Todd
And I love you :)
( hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:04, closed)

I concur!
Why can't more gilrs just admit that they like pooing as much as we men?
(ShitBitch, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:57, closed)

ShitBitch, your name is very appropriate! :D
You men are lucky in that you have a prostate, though, which can get stimulated with a really big poo. Our womanly poo pleasures are limited to the relief. And the fact that poo is fucking funny.
( Bob Todd whee, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:29, closed)