The Turdinator
Well I am one who can quite happily say that I used to enjoy getting of the damm hell of a call centre I used to work at for a nice bit of afternoon releif and contimplation in the toilets and take a good bit of time relaxing from the last idiot phoning up about their mortgage asking stupid questions.

One day I go to sink my battlesh*ts and I walk into my fave of 3 cubicals and what do i find, The most amazing poo I have ever seen, It was a work of art. The person who laid this had tallent, They had managed to lay one long unbroken poo just above the waterline from the front around the toilet almost to meet up with the begining without so much as a crack or break. Naturally I could not flush this work of art so I called my friend into inspect this delight and he decided to go get his Digital Camera and take photo's of this which he still has to this day (Must see if i can find a pic and link). Well all being said and done we thought it was time to send him to the big sewer in the sky but he refused to go no matter of flashing. At this point we returned to our desks to carry on working and sending the photo round on company e-mail! Followed by streams of people using said toilet.

About 30-45 mins later what can only be described as someone in full Bio Hazzard gear i.e. plastic suit, spaceman style helmet walks into the toilet. About 5 mins later he walks out with (no word of a lye) a small yellow Bio Hazzard marked bag.

Me and my friend were in stiches.

Length? About 60cm.
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 8:59, 1 reply)

Thats
a good one :p
( thyrf as in turf, but not, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 12:51, closed)