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It was a long slow night, and two security guards at the local railway yard were talking about women they'd had.

The first guy tells the second "The other night a girl must have broken into the yard - she was down on the tracks amongst the railway carts. I went out and picked her up, and we hit it off right away! She was hot for me and one thing led to another.. We made love several times that night."

The second guy asks the first: "Well, was she pretty?"

To which the first replies "Don't know, I never found the head."
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