heres one
how do you make an ethiopian run into a telephone box?

Throw a tin of beans in

How do u make him come out again?

Run past with a can opener

Also

How do you confuse an ethiopian?

put him in a circular room and tell him dinner is in the corner

Really really sorry for using these
(newcustomerserviceteam, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 17:00, Reply)