Apologies if this has been posted already
but I've not the time right now to read the whole thread.

A woman who has been trying for a baby for a long time visits her doctor.

"I've been feeling rather sick in the mornings and I seem to be putting on weight," she tells him.

"Well, I'll run some tests on you, and then you can come back next week for the results," says the doctor.

A week passes and the woman goes back to the doctor. "We have the results of your tests," the doctor tells her "and let me put it this way - in nine months time you'll have an awful lot of nappies to change."

"Oh that's wonderful doctor, thank you so much, we've been trying for a baby for so long now," she says.

The doctor replies "Oh, no, you're not pregnant - you have bowel cancer."




I am so, so sorry but not for length.
(JamScones, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 15:42, Reply)