One from Dave Spikey
I checked into a hotel on a business trip and I was a bit lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone boxes. I got one called Erogeonique, lovely girl, bending over in the photo, beautiful. So I pick up the card and I ring the number.
"Hello?" the woman says.
"Hi, I hear you do massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me a massage. No fuck that I want sex I want it hard fast and now I'm talking kinky, the whole night, you name it we'll do it. Bring implements, bring toys do the lot, all night, tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in anything. Now how does that sound."
She says, "that sounds fantastic... but for an outside line if you press 9..."
(Chom, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:49, Reply)