OK so this is totally off subject but.....
...the other day at work I spoke to a female customer with the name Swati Vaja,tho the funny names thing has closed I feel it would be remiss of me not to document this for all you b3tans to enjoy.

btw: David Beckhams in a management seminar and in response to a question replies ,'I like them, they make my breath fresh' there is silence in the room after this comment until someone from the back shouts'No you thick Cunt he said Tactics.'

not tasteless but it made me laff.

to the tune of the Addams family,
Your sister is your Mother,
your Father is your Brother
you all sleep with each other
the Barnsley family.

No apologies at all beacuse if you live in Barnsley then you must have done bad things in a previous life. Chavs.
(Lord Monkey of Yorkshire,OBE killed a gipsy on...., Mon 13 Sep 2004, 0:18, Reply)