An old Nazi paedophile
hasn't seen any action for a while. "It's a hot sunny day" he thinks, "there must be some childen on the beach."

So he drives to the beach, and parks his car in the cliff top car park.

As he gets out of his car, he sees a beautiful 8 year old Jewish disabled black girl dressed in pink gingham, crying, looking over the edge of the cliff.

"Hello little girl!"

"Waaaaahhhh, look down there", she points to a mangled body at the bottom of the cliff

"What's that, little girl?"

"Waaaahhh, that's *sniff*....mummy.."

"Oh that's terrible, little sweet girl."

"Waaaahh, and...look down there." Another mangled body.

"What's that, my sweet tight little girl?"

"Waaaahhh, that's......daddy!"

"Oh that's terrible, my warm sweet tight little girl."

"Waaaahhh, and look down there..." A furry mangled small body.

"What's that, my precious white pantied little girl?"

"Waaahahah, that's Billy our dog! Waaaahh! They're all....dead..."

"Oh that's terrible, my sweaty little white pantied bare slippery little girl. Let me help you."

He unzips his trousers, takes out his penis....

"It's not your lucky day is it, love?"

"No, it isn't is it grandad. But you still have me and one leg Benny to suck Werther's Originals from your cock."

"You do realise Charlotte, now that Billy the dog is dead, you'll have to take his place?"

"I can lap up your shit from a dog bowl whilst tied up with granny's bowel?"

"Yes my sweetest."

"Oh! You really are teh bestest grandaddy in teh World."

And they all went home for some of Grandad's 'special sweets' after a little bit of necrophile sex with Charlotte's mutilated parents at the bottom of the cliff. But they didn't do Billy the dog, that would be sick, a family must have standards.

They roasted Billy on the beach and made him into peanut kebabs.

The End

I call that......the Aristocrat....
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:08, Reply)