Nursery rhymes...
I got emailed these and laughed muchness. Not totally grim, juste un peu amusant, et a bit wrong...
I guess you have to tell them to a 5 yr old for full effect.


Mary had a little skirt with splits right up the sides
and every time that Mary walked the boys could see her Thighs.
Mary had another skirt that was split right up the front
and every time that Mary walked the boys could see her....
..well, she didn't wear that one very often


Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
her knickers all tattered and torn.
It wasn't the spider that sat down beside her,
But Little Boy Blue with the horn.


Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up it's arse
and turned it's wool to nylon


Georgie Porgy pudding and pie.
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too, cause he was gay.


Little Boy Blew.
Hey. He needed the money.
(Imp of destruction, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 17:20, Reply)