tramps
This blokes walking back from the pub. On his way home he goes through a park and finds a tramp passed out on a bench. He looks round, sees there's no one about, whips down his trousers and shags the vagrant right up the shitter. He feels really guilty, so leaves a fiver in the tramps pocket.

Next morning the tramp wakes up, anaware of the previous night's uninvited sodomising, and finds a fiver in his pocket. Great, he thinks and goes to the offie. "A bottle of your cheapest whisky please." and he's all set.

The next night the same phantom sodomist is walking back through the same park, and finds the same tramp. "I can't," he thinks, butthen does. This time he feels even more guilty and leaves a tenner inthe tramp's pocket.

Next morning same thing happens, tramp wakes up, puts his hand in his pocket and finds a tenner and heads straight off to the offie. "2 bottles of your cheapest whisky please" and he's happy.

Next night same bloke's walking back through the same park and finds the same tramp. "Fuck it, last time" he thinks, does the deed and leaves 100 pounds through guilt.

Tramp wakes up the next day, finds 100 quid in his pocket and is straight down to the offie. "A bottle of your finest whisky." "Eh, finest" Says the attendant "don't you mean cheapest"

"Nah," replies the tramp "That stuff makes my arse bleed."

Sorry for length, and possible repetition. Also, if that tramp's reading, sorry.....
(Mong-the-Merciful, Tue 14 Sep 2004, 17:27, Reply)