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What do you do if your husband is stumbling around the yard?
Shoot him in the other leg!

what's yellow and green and covered in flies?
A dead girl scout

How do you make Paris Hilton cry twice?
Wipe your shitty cock on her Louis Vutton purse.

What's the difference between an Aremenian and a Gorilla?
A gold chain and 4 chest hairs.

How many Aremenians does it take to change a light bulb?
2, one to change it and one to spray colonge on it

Why was the blonde's belly button sore?
Her Boyfriend was blond too!

What does an elephant use for a vibrator?
A jack-hammer!

that's all that i can think of!
(La Chockita, Tue 14 Sep 2004, 19:47, Reply)