What's the difference...
between a truck-load of marbles and a truck-load of dead babies?
A. You can't unload marbles with a pitchfork.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mercedes?
A. I don't have a mercedes in my garage.

Q. What's black and sits in the corner?
A. A baby in a binbag.

Q. What's green and sits in the corner?
A. Same baby, few months later.

Q. Why did the girl fall off the swing?
A. She had no arms.

Q. What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
A. A paraplegic after a house fire.

thankyouuuuuuuuu. *makes swift exit*
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 17:17, Reply)