Ooold... but then, so am I
What's black, red and white and blurry?

Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

What's black, red and white and can't move it's head around in an elevator?

A nun with a javolin through her skull.

What do you tell a girl with two black eyes?

Nothing she hasn't already heard twice before

Why do Mexicans drive low-riders?

So they can cruise and pick lettuce at the same time
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