sick 80's joke
A small girl is walking down the street and she appears to be taking an eraser to some sheet music.
A police man witness this scene and walks up to her and asks "Please satisfy my curriosity but what are you doing?"

"Im Caroline Hogg* and I am decomposing"

[* subsitute with the name of any small missing but pressumed dead child]

One ticket to Hull.....
( Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 19:30, Reply)