Baby jokes!
Why did the baby stop crying?
cos i smacked it with a shovel!

Why didnt the baby eat its dinner?
Cos i nailed its face to the table!

Why do you lower a baby feet first into a blender?
So u can sum on its face!

Why couldnt the baby get through the door?
Cos it had a spear through its head!

Whats blue and orange and lays at the bottom of a swimmnig pool?
A baby with burst armbands!

Whats Pink and red and sits in the corner crying?
A baby with a razor blade...

Whats green, smelly and silently sits in the same corner?
Same baby 6 months later!

"So a Father, mother, son, daughter and baby boy walk into a talent scouts office..."
(harangue, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:15, Reply)