A man goes into a brothel
and says he's looking for something a bit unusual, but he's only got 50p. So the madam takes him to a room at the back and says, "For 50p, you can have an hour with this chicken which has been trained to give blow jobs."

It's not quite what he had in mind, but he decides, hey, everything should be tried once except folk dancing and incest, so he spends the next hour attempting to persuade this chicken to suck his cock, eventually coming to the conclusion that the chicken has received absolutely no blow job training whatsoever.

However, a week later he decides it was nevertheless an interesting experience, and so he goes back.

This time, the madam leads him into a dingy cinema where a group of men are watching a woman cavorting with a goat. "This is amazing," says the man, "I've never seen anything like this before!" Whereupon the man sitting next to him says, "You should have been here last week and seen the guy with the chicken!"
(grandmasterfluffles Come to my Armageddon party on, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 13:38, Reply)