ok as most of these aren't sick i shall endeavour to rectify
3 pregnant women have a regular knitting meeting every monday.

After a short while, the first woman puts down her knitting, takes a small pill from her handbag and swallows it. The others ask what its for so she tells them
"Its calcium - i want my kid to have really strong bones" and carries on with her knitting...

The second lady takes a small pill out of her handbag, promptly swallows it, then carries on - knit one, pearl one, knit one, pearl one. When asked what its for, she replies
"its omega 3 - i want my child to be really intelligent"

The third expectant mother takes a bottle of pills out of her bag and downs the whole lot. When the other two ask in amazement what thats for she replies
"its thalidomide - i can't knit sleeves"

/coat?
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 17:46, Reply)