Eeeurghh!
ABRIDGED
Little girl abducted from playground, turns up later, daddy sits her down in front room to ask what happened, starts to tell him falteringly about clothes being taken off her and being fingered - "can't tell you any more, daddy" - "well, make it up then" **FWAP, FWAP, FWAP**
UNABRIDGED
(SatchmoR No, mummy, don't put knitting needles in my ears!, Tue 20 Dec 2005, 10:10, Reply)