A rabbit walks into a bar,
goes up to the barman and says, "Got any cabbage leaves?"

The barman says, "No, this is a bar," so the rabbit hops out.

The next day, the rabbit comes back, hops up to the barman and says, "Got any cabbage leaves?"

The barman says, "No, this is a bar, we don't sell cabbage leaves. Now clear off!" So the rabbit hops away again.

The next day, he comes back, goes up to the barman and says, "Got any cabbage leaves?"

The barman says, "Look, I'm sick of you coming in here asking for cabbage leaves. Next time you come in here asking for cabbage leaves, I'll chop your ears off!"

So the poor little bunny hops away with his little fluffy tail between his legs.

The next day, the rabbit's back. He hops up to the bar and says, "Got any scissors?"

The barman says, "No...."

"Got any cabbage leaves?"
(grandmasterfluffles Come to my Armageddon party on, Sun 25 Dec 2005, 15:24, Reply)