What's the difference?
What's the difference between the [insert school/college name here] women's track team and a tribe of super-intelligent pygmys?

One is a bunch of cunning runts.

I thought this joke was tops until I told it to a couple I'd recently met. I realized my error when he said to her "He didn't know."
( setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:45, Reply)