Wylie Coyote lives!
What does a Minnesota farmer do when an Iowa farmer throws a hand grenade at him?

Pulls out the pin and throws it back.

What does the Iowa farmer do then?

Catches the pin and watches the Minnesota farmer blow up.

Substitute your own petty regionalisms, there are plenty to go around!
( setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 14:43, Reply)