Maids
An Irish Catholic girl moved to England to work as a hotel maid. One morning as she and another maid were cleaning a room, she was shocked when she saw a condom in the trash bin.

"What?" the other maid asked. "Haven't you ever had sex in England before?"

"Yes," the Irish girl replied, "but never so hard it took the skin off!"
( setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 21:34, Reply)