Little boy goes up to his mum.
"Mummy, is God a boy or a girl?"
"Well, son," replies his mother, "I assume he's both."
"Mummy, is God black or white?"
"Well, in a way, he's both."
"Mummy?"
"Yes?"
"Is Michael Jackson God?"
( Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 20:17, Reply)