I'm not racist, so retelling this makes me feel slightly dirty, but never mind....
Black guy goes on a skiing holiday, gets to his hotel and sees a sign outside:

"WHITE PEOPLE £50, BLACK PEOPLE £50"

So he thinks "ah, that's good, equality and all that", books in and goes to a restaurant for his dinner. He sees another sign outside the restaurant:

"WHITE PEOPLE £10, BLACK PEOPLE £10"

He's thinking how nice it is that everyone's equal here, has a great meal and goes back to his hotel to sleep.

The next day goes for a ski, and again he sees a sign:

"WHITE PEOPLE £20, BLACK PEOPLE £1"

Again he's happy that there's no racism here, there's even positive discrimination. He pays his £1 and is taken to a seperate ski slope. He's having a great time, he gets to a big jump and flies off it. In the distance, he hears one word:

"Pull!"


I'm sorry.
(The Worminator I have discovered that Quavers are nice, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 14:05, Reply)