Hee hee
Two nuns, walking home after dark, are jumped by two strapping young lads of the sort that are so full of love they can't help getting a little on you (usually on your leg). The first nun grips her rosary and prays,
"Father, forgive them, they know not what they do."
Whereupon the second nun hisses,
"Shh... mine does."
(CK is rocking out near you (cosmologically speaking), Sat 25 Feb 2006, 23:33, Reply)