oldy but goody
4 men are discussing what is the fastest thing in the world. man 1 says " thought is, you think about moving and you move", man 2 says " no its blinking, you do it all the time and don't realise" , man 3 says " electricity, you flick a switch and hundreds of miles away a light turns on straight away", man 4 says" all wrong , it's diarrhea,i needed the toilet and before i could think, blink or turn on the light, i'd shit myself!"
(gedo69, Thu 9 Mar 2006, 12:17, Reply)