Long...ish
A man went to a local brothel to get some practice performing oral sex on his wife. The woman at the 'reception' (yeah, like brothels have receptions...) gave him a key (or keys!) and told him to go to room 314.

The man walked into the room and met the lady of the night. He told her why he was there, so she gave him a few tips and then told him to go for it.

So, the man began to perform the oral sex and he was, by her (typical ho) reaction, pretty good at it. But something funny happened: A little while into the deed, he discovered something in his mouth. He spat it into his palm and found a chunk of carrot.

"Oh god, that's horrible!" he thought, but he said nothing and continued.

A few seconds after that, he came out with a pea.

"Damn, I can't take much more of this. There's something wrong with this Ho." But once again, he said nothing and gave it another shot.

A few moments later, he came up with a bit of chicken. He just couldn't stand it any longer.

"I can't do this anymore! I'm gonna throw up!"

"That's odd," remarked the hooker, "that's what the last guy did."
(Fwapper Has just got a new PC =), Mon 20 Mar 2006, 20:07, Reply)