old people joke
Frank is admitted to an old peoples home. he's a little lonely, so he goes in search of a friend. After wandering around for a while he meets Mabel. They strike up a friendship, every day they meet at the swimming pool and chat, just passing the time of day. One day Frank says "do you know what I miss the most about youth Mabel?" "no Frank, what?" she repies. "Sex" he says. "ooh you randy old goat!" she squawks. "not like that Mabel, I just wish sometimes that somebody would take my old chap out and hold it" Mabel doesn't think that it can do any harm, so out it comes. This continues for a week or so, nothing untoward, just gentle holding. Well one day Mabel turns up to find that Frank is missing, frantically she searches the old people home finally finding him at the back of the shed with another old woman. "Frank!" she screams "what's going on?, why are you seeing another woman?, what is it that she's got that I haven't?" Frank replies "parkinsons".
(drshipman iz in yr shower killing yr nan, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 8:57, Reply)