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Fact: When someone walks into a lamp-post it makes a very satisfying and hugely hilarious "Ding!" noise. However, it is not quite so funny when the post is in the middle of town and you are the victim. Tell us about hilarious prat-falls.

Thanks to Bob Todd for the suggestion

(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:07)
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Aged 15,
I got a decent mountain bike for my birthday, the bike I have to this day actually. It had toestraps on the pedals, as at the time basically your options were standard platform pedals, tiny little cleated ones for the fancy-shoed lycra-lovers amongst us and the halfway-house that was toestraps.

I barreled off on my first ride on it, with a mate and my brother in tow. I was loving the toestraps, they allowed me to vary which muscles I used, made the pedalling motion circular instead of stampy, and generally enabled me to go harder and faster for longer (ooo-er missus).

However, in my haste to get out there, I'd neglected a very minor detail. We pulled up to a set of traffic lights, I went to put my foot down to balance but alas the straps were too tight. My feet stayed bonded to the pedals and a few very long seconds passed in which I fell slowly to the left onto the pavement, felled like a mighty oak.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:48, 2 replies)
I know that feeling..
Exactly the same thing happened to me the first time i wore toe straps, had a fair few spectators as well :-(
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 19:07, closed)
if you only did it once
Then you are a WINNAR! I did it a couple of times with toe-clips in my youth, and over and over again with clip-ins, til I got sick of them and went back to clips. With those bugger I did it at traffic lights, in the middle of the road turning right, headfirst into my garage door, and most memorably, into a ditch full of nettles when exhausted at the top of a long climb. And the shoes made me look like Michael Jackson in space!
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:24, closed)

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