SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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My mateI'll call him 'matt' for that is his name.
Matt went out on the lash one night, he apparently had a habit of sleepwalking. After returning in the small hours of the morning he retired to bed. At some point in the night his bladder got full and in his sleep he got up to go for a slash. The only problem was he missed the door to the bathroom and ended up urinating on his dad. His mum woke up and asked him what he was doing. His reply?
"Washing my hands, What does it fucking look like?"
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:50,
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