Your first cigaretteTo be honest, inhaling the fumes from some burning leaves isn't the most natural thing in the world.
Tell us about the first time. Where, when, and who were you trying to show off to?
Or, if you've never tried a cigarette, tell us something interesting on the subject of smoking.
Personally, I've never ever smoked a cigarette. Lung damage from pneumonia put me off.
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chthonic, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:49)
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Rancid CigarsAt my tender young age, I have hurriedly taken up, and subsequently stopped smoking, over the course of about a year (presumably to get such an inevitable and tedious part of life out of the way nice n' early.)I expect, at this current fast-forward speed to develop lung cancer sometime within the next month.
My first cigarette? I couldn't tell you. I can however tell you this: before I smoked cigarettes I smoked cigars. As in took the smoke back, forcefully and savouringly, like a crack addict who doesn't know when he'll next see his dealer (hey, we didn't know that inhaling cigar smoke gives you throat cancer.
We used to sit in Jacks house, aged 13 and 14 thinking we were pretty fucking cool smoking his dads cafe cremes. Oh it was fun, beautiful happy memories.
But fucking Cafe Cremes?
I don't know if any of you are familiar with these aberrations of nature, but they are possibly the most disgusting, gag-inducing ikkle-wikkle... sausagey phallus things ever to grace the presence of my lips.
Urrgh. Cafe fucking cremes. Is that name meant to make them appealing to me? "Cafe Creme". That translates as what, coffee cream. Fucking yum. A better name would have been "Shit Cigars"
CAFE CREMES.
Fucking hell.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:14, 1 reply)
Cafe Creme?Try fuckin hamlet, those things are the devils turds
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:55, closed)
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