School Sports DayAt some point in the distant past, someone at my school had built a large concrete tank behind the sheds and called it a swimming pool. Proud of this, they had a "Swimming Sports Day" in which everyone had to participate, even those who couldn't swim (they got to walk across the shallow end of the tank).
This would probably have been OK if the pool hadn't turned a deep opaque green the night before due to lack of maintainance. Even the school sports stars didn't want to go near the gloopy mess in the pool. We were practically pushed in. I'm sure some of the younger kids never surfaced again and the non-swimmers looked petrified.
Tell us your sports day horrors.
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chthonic, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 11:13)
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Thatblokeoverthere...Shut it, or you'll get an atomic wedgey.
RUGBY RUGBY RUGBY RUGBY RA RA RA RAA RAAA.
(Crushes empty shandy can against fore head, goes back to torturing insects, while asking why Father never hugs him like the male P.E teacher dose)
where did Thatblokeoverthere go?
Oh, there you are. I thought we could be friends?.......
HA HA No i didn’t. ATOMIC WEDGEY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. GEEK.
(Ironically, runs away femininely due to the rickets and sore bumbum)
(, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 10:09, Reply)
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