Stags and HensMictoboy asks: Everybody knows that stag and hen parties are a veritable gateway to Hell, and quite the worst thing to happen to anybody full stop. So, tell us what happened.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:00)
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The Hen Party of River SongI - oh, BOLLOCKS!
FUCKIGN CYBERMEN
later, cun
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on my stag night my mates cling filmed me upside down naked to a lampposton a main roundabout in town, then fucked off to the other side of the road to point and laugh/take pictures. i was there for ages,couldnt move or nothing.
long story short i pissed in my own mouth.
(, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 18:42, 1 reply)
Went to Legoland on my stag do. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 17:19,
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Stag loses cock in Amsterdam strip club.*more later*
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:43,
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On the morning of my weddingI awoke fully dressed, face down and sideways on the spare bed in my best man's Las Vegas hotel room, stinking of cigarettes and with a stinking whisky hangover.
I think it's how every man should start his journey into married life.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:41,
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We ate turds from a pensioner stripper's stoma then drained the groom of his blood through dozens of cuts to his torso and genitals.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:31,
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My best man booked us a double room.Still, gave the desk clerk a giggle.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:31,
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Long story shortI pissed in my own mouth.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:29,
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Have a Pearoast A jug of Piss & Vomit
I was on a stag do in Newcastle.
On the Saturday we ended in a pub/bar called the Vaults as it was showing football & ropey strippers at the same time.
At half time the DJ started playing a game which consisted of the following:
1 pint of fizzy water
1 pint of fresh orange squash
1 pint of milk
1 pint of coke
The idea of the game was to get the Stag to down the 1st pint then do 30 seconds of star jumps then the 2nd pint more star jumps & so on.
By the end of the 4th pint & star jumps said Stag pukes in a jug.
We watched one bloke do it & then went back to chatting between the ourselves waiting for the footy to come back on.
Then a group of 5 Para’s ask the DJ if one of there group could do it as it was his 25th birthday.
The DJ agreed so the game started but halfway through one of them disappeared off to the toilet with an empty pint glass which came back full of piss.
It was placed after the pint of coke.
The Para who was partaking in the game got to the pint of piss & knocked it back like it was Champagne.
He then puked the contents of his stomach into the large jug which all 5 of them filled their pint glasses with & chugged it back.
That’s when we decided to leave.
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My stag night was held in my mates' shed.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:18,
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I went to a stag do on Saturday, it was also Burns nightWe drank a lot of whisky, ate some haggis and woke up the next day with horrific hangovers
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:12,
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i've been wildly misquotedand what I apparently 'asked' isn't even a fucking question
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:10,
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Nobody else bother posting now, it's all gonna be shit until bumholeless posts(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:09,
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Go Fourth.......and multiply
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The Lone Groover has mal des nuts., Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:08,
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I met up with some friends and we had some drinksTop question this week.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:08,
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