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Mictoboy asks: Everybody knows that stag and hen parties are a veritable gateway to Hell, and quite the worst thing to happen to anybody full stop. So, tell us what happened.

(, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:00)
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The Hen Party of River Song


later, cun
(, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 19:50, 4 replies)
on my stag night my mates cling filmed me upside down naked to a lamppost
on a main roundabout in town, then fucked off to the other side of the road to point and laugh/take pictures. i was there for ages,couldnt move or nothing.

long story short i pissed in my own mouth.
(, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 18:42, 1 reply)
wank wank wank wanky wanky wank wank

(, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 17:59, 1 reply)
Went to Legoland on my stag do.

(, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 17:19, 2 replies)
Stag loses cock in Amsterdam strip club.
*more later*
(, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:43, 4 replies)
Has anyone said B3ta yet?

(, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:41, Reply)
On the morning of my wedding
I awoke fully dressed, face down and sideways on the spare bed in my best man's Las Vegas hotel room, stinking of cigarettes and with a stinking whisky hangover.

I think it's how every man should start his journey into married life.
(, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:41, Reply)
We ate turds from a pensioner stripper's stoma then drained the groom of his blood through dozens of cuts to his torso and genitals.

(, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:31, 16 replies)
My best man booked us a double room.
Still, gave the desk clerk a giggle.
(, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:31, Reply)
Long story short
I pissed in my own mouth.
(, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:29, Reply)
Have a Pearoast
A jug of Piss & Vomit
I was on a stag do in Newcastle.

On the Saturday we ended in a pub/bar called the Vaults as it was showing football & ropey strippers at the same time.

At half time the DJ started playing a game which consisted of the following:

1 pint of fizzy water
1 pint of fresh orange squash
1 pint of milk
1 pint of coke

The idea of the game was to get the Stag to down the 1st pint then do 30 seconds of star jumps then the 2nd pint more star jumps & so on.

By the end of the 4th pint & star jumps said Stag pukes in a jug.

We watched one bloke do it & then went back to chatting between the ourselves waiting for the footy to come back on.

Then a group of 5 Para’s ask the DJ if one of there group could do it as it was his 25th birthday.

The DJ agreed so the game started but halfway through one of them disappeared off to the toilet with an empty pint glass which came back full of piss.

It was placed after the pint of coke.

The Para who was partaking in the game got to the pint of piss & knocked it back like it was Champagne.

He then puked the contents of his stomach into the large jug which all 5 of them filled their pint glasses with & chugged it back.

That’s when we decided to leave.
(, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:18, 15 replies)
My stag night was held in my mates' shed.

(, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:18, 8 replies)

(, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:17, 4 replies)
it's a long story.

(, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:17, 5 replies)

(, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:14, 1 reply)
I went to a stag do on Saturday, it was also Burns night
We drank a lot of whisky, ate some haggis and woke up the next day with horrific hangovers
(, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:12, 2 replies)
i've been wildly misquoted
and what I apparently 'asked' isn't even a fucking question
(, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:10, 4 replies)
Slags got cunted.

(, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:09, Reply)
Nobody else bother posting now, it's all gonna be shit until bumholeless posts

(, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:09, 1 reply)
Five Alive!

(, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:09, 3 replies)
Go Fourth....
...and multiply
(, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:08, 2 replies)
I met up with some friends and we had some drinks

Top question this week.
(, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:08, 2 replies)

(, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:04, Reply)

Willy straws?
(, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:04, Reply)

(, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:03, Reply)

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