It's all in my head really
But disturbing all the same. I'm being mentally stalked right now by Father Jack Hackett! Have a job interview in a Catholic school tomorrow and the more I worry about doing a Father Jack tick, the surer it is to happen :o/
Stuck to orange squash tonight, just in case. Will have thorough bath & shave 1st thing so as not to reek of piss. Might even go the whole hog & wax me 'tache too - that'll impress them. So long as Bishop Brennan isn't on the board of governors!? Feckin CRAGGY ISLAND!!!
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:35, 2 replies)

Snigger
Drink! Gels! Feck!!!

You'll never make it through the interview without the giggles. And, just to help you, here's a joke.

A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi were walking past some young children playing.

"Come on" says the Priest "Let's go over there and screw the kids"


"Out of what?" asks the Rabbi



Now you *mustn't* think of that tomorrow.

And Nun's are Brides Of Christ and not penguins.


Just here to help....

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:12, closed)

Thanks a bunch for that mate
Lol :o) it's a huge help. I'm probably going to shout "IZAL" too, since Chickenlady went to a Catholic school where the nuns sent them off to the bogs for Izal paper when they needed to trace something....

What's black & white & red & staggers all over?


A nun with a knife in her back *groan*

My favourite nun joke is still yours involving a vampire :o)

Cheers mate xxx

p.s. the chair of governors really is a priest....
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:40, closed)