My ex dared me...
to try a little "period" drama involving my willeh and her badly timed vagina.

I'm used to the sight now, but at the time the image of my little General covered in a thick jammy sauce was a little too much to take.

For those of you too horrified by the idea of SPADing (passing a signal at danger), then don't worry, it washes off, it is extra slippery as long as you mind the clots and afterwards you can always stick it out of the window and pretend you live above a Barber's shop.
(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 12:16, 11 replies)

My desire to have sex....
.....has gone. Urgh. My worst fears confirmed, blurgh.

You're a braver man than i!
( The Pollitt chooses to listen to Enya on, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:04, closed)

Yup indeed...
I had a girlfriend who got intensely horny during her period. We accommodated this by having her be on top, cowgirl position, so it didn't get on our sheets. She'd ride me furiously, then go turn on the shower and clean herself off. Meanwhile I would lie there and not look down at the carnage below, then go get in the shower when she was done and wash by feel.

I always liked that, actually. It took almost nothing to make her climax during her period, and she'd give me the ride of my life.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:09, closed)

You could always try..
..going down on your girlfriend/wife during rag week.
The disadvantage is you come up looking like one of the Ribena Men
(Vic Flange, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:16, closed)

The post below
"the Red Bull challenge"

Is that what that means?
(tinypod will never learn. Ever., Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:30, closed)

That's sick.
I ended up with some lady custard on my fingers once and I nearly boked.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:54, closed)

Boked
There's a word I've never heard anyone except for two of my friends use. Good word.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:29, closed)

RE Lunar Jim...
A different girl who was 'on' DID have me go down on her.

I believe the phrase is "9 volt vulva" ie, leaves a sharp metallic taste on the tongue.
(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 19:19, closed)

Oh yes....
so long as you don't look at the aftermath there's no problem..... my ex used to get embarrased by it and hence she used to go get a cloth and give it a wee wash for me.
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 3:06, closed)

Planning
Ahh, but if you were to think ahead and realised said female was horny whilst dropping clots, you could just suggest sex in the shower. Then you are praised for being practical and adventurous. Not in the bath though, then you get some kind of tomato soupy thing going on.
(Dovvit bee, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 11:40, closed)

...
yeah - i once tried my hand on my ex at a certain time of the month... my hand came back up with a blackcurrent midget gem stuckto the the side of my index finger... shudder... i just waved it around shouting 'get it off , get it off' in a really shocked manner.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 16:15, closed)

You lucky bastard.
Would be a dream come true for me, not that i have a fetish for it or anything... Reminds me of a jam rag that was on the toilet floor in mcdonalds, dirty fuckers!
( RiverBlues Hello, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 20:54, closed)