
Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
( , Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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This isn't stupidity in the sense factual ignorance, but stupidity in the sense of, "EH?"
I was in the changing room of the gym, and overheard a tanned-to-the-point-of-crackling bloke telling another about the holiday from which he'd just returned. I gleaned that it had been in Egypt, and he'd never been before.
"It was fantastic," he said. "Everything was laid on - food, drinks, everything. We didn't have to leave the hotel complex once in the whole two weeks. Fantastic."
( , Fri 19 Mar 2010, 12:23, 8 replies)

anything ever happened in Egypt that is worth looking at.......
( , Fri 19 Mar 2010, 12:33, closed)

It was all I could do not to go and shout obscenities in his face.
( , Fri 19 Mar 2010, 12:38, closed)

And gets this all the time.
"Where can we go for £300? Somewhere 'ot with a bar an' a pool."
( , Fri 19 Mar 2010, 12:35, closed)

overheard a girl discussing her holiday in Egypt.
her: It was wonderful
other person: Wow, did you see the pyramids?
her: Nah. I can see them on telly, innit?
*facepalm*
( , Fri 19 Mar 2010, 13:23, closed)

Could be one of the beach resorts on the Sharm-el-Sheik side, just spent a week windsurfing in one of them, the only times we left the hotel were to get cheaper water from the shops in the town, and a 2 hour drive to mount Sinai to watch the sunrise from the top (I recommend doing it, I do not recommend jumping on a windsurfing board as soon as you get back, especially if you have a history of back problems and spent the minibus journey back in the most uncomfortable sleeping position possible)
EDIT: Just to not look like a complete philistine, I have been to Luxor, and seen as much as possible of the places around there (all well worth a visit, though memory fades as to any specifics at the moment), and really want to go back, and to see the pyramids etc. around Cairo
( , Sun 21 Mar 2010, 19:53, closed)
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