Amazing displays of ignoranceSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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Wedding fun.I used to work for a caterer while in high school. At one point in every wedding, the wait staff would leave the kitchen and line up by the kitchen doors so as to give the chefs room to set their gig up.
So there stand about four each of waitresses, coffee girls and busboys, along the wall and at attention as the wedding party entered. The bride was stunning, not just because she was a bride. She was fucking hot, and we noticed. And some commented.
And one busboy said out loud, but not loud enough for anyone but the staffline to hear, "I bet she gets laid tonight."
And the whole line turned towards him and gave him the look that one gives when dealing with the mentally underprivleged suddenly having an insight into the obvious.
(, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 16:16, Reply)
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