
Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
( , Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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Drinking from the bathroom tap is bad. In a flat I once lived in, the water in the shower started to smell a little odd whilst washing. Upon investigation I found a decomposing mouse floating in the header tank. When I tried to fish it out with one of those small aquarium nets, it disintigrated. Then I had to clear out the mouse, my own vom and several ground beetles which were floating at the bottom.
( , Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:17, 1 reply)
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