Amazing displays of ignoranceSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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Be careful!It starts with wanting a particular colour. Then comes the unending madness:
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(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:10, 1 reply)
Oh god.But there isn't a white one! He wants white! White I tell you! If it's not white he can't see if even if you set up a spotlight in his bedroom focused on the frigging torch!
(I personally would want all the pretty metallic Maglite ones but my father's an idiot, stubborn, and doesn't believe anything unless he has read it himself).
Now I'm exhausted again.
White!
Amanda
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 21:07, closed)
Don't forget, you had it engraved......"THIS TORCH IS WHITE"
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 22:12, closed)
Ah crapI did forget that bit. It didn't work. He's an idiot, but unfortunately, not quite to that level. (Although he does a good impression).
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:07, closed)
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