Stupid Tourists
What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard a tourist say? Ever heard an American talking about visiting "Scotchland, England", or (and this one is actually real) a Japanese couple talking about the correct way to say Clapham is actually Clatham, as "ph" sounds are pronounced "th". Which has a certain logic really. UPDATE: Please, no more Loogabarooga stories. It's getting like, "and I opened my eyes and my mum had left me a cup of tea!"
( , Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:31)
What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard a tourist say? Ever heard an American talking about visiting "Scotchland, England", or (and this one is actually real) a Japanese couple talking about the correct way to say Clapham is actually Clatham, as "ph" sounds are pronounced "th". Which has a certain logic really. UPDATE: Please, no more Loogabarooga stories. It's getting like, "and I opened my eyes and my mum had left me a cup of tea!"
( , Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:31)
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Kangaroos in australia
my cousin had the delight of looking after an american kid through his school for cricket course.
naturally the first thing the little turd said when he got out of the airport was "where are the kangaroos?". this is normal you might suggest.
but my cousin is the only person i know in perth with a pet kangaroo. the yank shat himself when he went out into the backyard and had a roo attack him
see... even roos hate americans
( , Fri 8 Jul 2005, 2:27, Reply)
my cousin had the delight of looking after an american kid through his school for cricket course.
naturally the first thing the little turd said when he got out of the airport was "where are the kangaroos?". this is normal you might suggest.
but my cousin is the only person i know in perth with a pet kangaroo. the yank shat himself when he went out into the backyard and had a roo attack him
see... even roos hate americans
( , Fri 8 Jul 2005, 2:27, Reply)
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