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Do you have an idea for what the newsletter subject line should be? Stick it here. Anything over about 60 chars is a bad idea coz it'll be truncated.

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 11 May 2018, 10:44)
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(Insert Gag Here)

(I helped save b3ta! The Lone Groover has mal des nuts., Mon 21 May 2018, 17:48, Reply)
All is known

(Captain Ignorant what does this button do..., Sat 19 May 2018, 0:43, Reply)
This is a manual email virus. Instructions inside on how to bugger up all your files using notepad and mailing a cheque to yourself.

(Captain Ignorant what does this button do..., Sat 19 May 2018, 0:39, Reply)
Why you should just leave it alone and let it scab over

(Captain Ignorant what does this button do..., Fri 18 May 2018, 10:30, Reply)
Like a tweet, but longer

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 15 May 2018, 19:10, 1 reply)
Now with at least two articles that aren't about pederasts

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 May 2018, 19:20, Reply)
Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis

(I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Fri 11 May 2018, 18:58, Reply)
This cost you four quid a month, you fucking mugs

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 11 May 2018, 18:26, Reply)
Want to continue hearing from us after 25th May?

(I helped save b3ta! Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Fri 11 May 2018, 17:34, Reply)
Cunts: All your off-topicz are belong to us

(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Fri 11 May 2018, 15:50, Reply)
GDPR actually stands for 'Great Dicks Purple Reindeer' - move along.

(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 11 May 2018, 15:50, Reply)
Thi$$ won't hLEp you satiSsfy your parnter or yourslef, 1nChes

(BillyWozEre, Fri 11 May 2018, 14:45, Reply)
Junk folder magnet

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 11 May 2018, 14:39, Reply)
What do you mean you want to read it in an app?

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 11 May 2018, 14:36, Reply)
Back to a regular schedule until it's not

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 11 May 2018, 14:08, Reply)
"Why have we crowd funded writing a newsletter? We hate writing newsletters."

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 11 May 2018, 13:25, Reply)
Dihydrogen monoxide is still killing millions of people around the globe each year and there's no cure in sight!

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Fri 11 May 2018, 13:04, Reply)
Anything over about 60 chars is a bad idea coz it'll be trun

(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 11 May 2018, 13:01, Reply)
Just when you thought you could get on with life.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 11 May 2018, 12:45, Reply)
The B3tan generation. The B3tan generation.
Raised on a diet of ignorance and fucktard elation.
(Wanksock Crusty. Musty. Trusty, Fri 11 May 2018, 12:30, Reply)
Remember the newsletter? So did Rob...finally

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 11 May 2018, 12:27, Reply)
get back to work you lazy fucknuckle, read it in your own time

(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 11 May 2018, 11:35, Reply)
Are your sletters looking a bit tired? Thought so.

(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 11 May 2018, 11:27, Reply)
What's this coming over the hill? Is it a newsletter?

(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 11 May 2018, 10:58, Reply)
christ just shut the fuck up will you? no one's reading all that shit you type
a /talk classic
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 11 May 2018, 10:57, Reply)
IT'S NOT A LETTER AND IT DOESN'T CONTAIN NEWS

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 May 2018, 10:57, 5 replies)

Этот бюллетень определенно не был написан российскими хакерами
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 11 May 2018, 10:56, 1 reply)
Check your spam folder, the b3ta newsletter is here you cunty fucks

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 11 May 2018, 10:51, 3 replies)

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