Witness the Christmas
When I was about 18, I went to pick my mate up to go to our usual Xmas eve piss up. I thought it would be nice to drop a christmas card in to his parents. There was a house full of his mum and dads 'friends'. So I ignore the advise of my mate to 'get the fuck out of here' and I burst in and wish everyone a MERRY CHRISTMAS in a silly voice. Turns out his parents, and the house full were all Jehovahs Witnesses who as it happens, hate Christmas. And subsequently... Me
(Fridgy, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 3:08, 6 replies)

Im liking this
Just due to the title. Made me arf.
(technocore, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 3:27, closed)

I'm liking this
because fuck those joyless jovie cunts.

I hate ca$hmas, too, but I don't impose my views on others by withholding my participation and skulking away.
I just complain incessantly the whole time and suck the joy out of that way instead.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Fri 4 Nov 2011, 4:49, closed)

So do I. Also I attack tinsel

(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 9:31, closed)

I hate that it is usually 38 celsius outside and I have to fucking listen to songs of snowmen and sleigh-rides. how does that even make fucking sense?
don't get me started on that fat cunt santa.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Sat 5 Nov 2011, 2:53, closed)

Well fuck them
The humourless cunts.
(thefuckestuppest cheapened this, on, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 17:48, closed)

Result!

( His Popiness the Hole Invaded Poland on, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 15:40, closed)