Tactless Gags

Orthopaedic surgeon talking to a patient after surgery:

"Well we have two bits of good news and one bit of bad news"

"I can take it on the chin" says the patient "What's the bad news?

"We cut the wrong leg off"

"What! You bastards!... What's the good news?"

"Your bad leg is getting better"

Patient sobs and asks:

"What's the other good news?"

"The guy in the next bed wants to buy your right slipper from you"

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:20, 9 replies)

have you ever worked at butlins? :-)

( Trollman, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:21, closed)

He got sacked from there after whinging about them online.



Cheers
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:23, closed)

He got sacked from there after whinging aboutabout them online. rory lyon being a penis.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:45, closed)

STRIKETHROUGHCOMEDYGENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:27, closed)

PICTURECOMEDYGENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:28, closed)

Well, at least
we don't need to worry what happenes after Bruce Forsyth kicks the bucket.
(username failed moderation, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:07, closed)

I was thinking Legless was more of a chuckle brother.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:30, closed)

You could do stand up
if you weren't 'legless'! LOL!
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:56, closed)

The joy of the Expensive Scare Unit
A colleague of mine allegedly, whilst speaking to the relatives of a chap who'd fallen out of a tree, with some pretty severe injuries, described him as being: "Not out of the woods yet".

The wife saw the funny side.
(suxamethonium, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:41, closed)