Teenage PartiesAh, the heady days when catering consisted of a crate of lager and some vodka illicitly extracted by whoever looked oldest, decoration consisted of removing any breakable furniture and the morning after was just the morning and not the rest of the week.
Tell us who you snogged, where you threw up and who just would not leave.
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chthonic, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 10:20)
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Not my story but funny nonethelessA friend of mine from Newcastle (AU) is a bit of a shitbag when drunk and does some horrible things. Horribly AMUSING. To whit, from an MSN conversation:
(Blunt) i used to love parties in highschool.
(Blunt) go to a house, drink 2 long necks, break said house, see some teenage boobs, go home
(Blunt) best one was where i invented Beer Lotto
(Blunt) Dryer + beer bottles + somebody elses house
(Blunt) turn dryer on and shout numbers out whilst throwing more beer bottles at the machine
(Blunt) or there was the take 4 litre ice cream out of freezer, cut the ice cream out and dig a hole in the bottom, shit in hole, replace ice cream
(Blunt) so they'd be eating that for a few days before striking the prize
(Blunt) I only did it once. it was too much work. shitting in the top part of other peoples toilets was a lot easier
(Blunt) plus you sometimes got to see results when some angry cunt would be rampaging through the house going "WHO SHAT IN THE TOILET?"
(, Sat 15 Apr 2006, 9:47, Reply)
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