I once worked for the RSPCA
My boss at the time was an uppity porky woman who did nothing around the RSPCA shelter and possibly decided that the only job she had to do was make my life hell.

The RSPCA has a million paws walk every year and it somehow became my job to fold all the millions of flipping advertisement pieces of shit paper. So there I sat, folding away happily and contemplating if it was still considered going postal if I tore into the office the next morning with an uzi, shot all the workers and set all the kitties free. Miss Bitchy Boss checked up on me constantly throughout the folding job and said diddly squat to me as she sipped her coffee.

I finished mid afternoon with sore hands and a strong desire to poison the office coffee. (note: I HATED that job. Hence the killing desires constant throughout my day)

In walks Miss Sagging-tits-can't-get-a-man-hated-me-because-I-was-younger.. she stops, looks at the thousands of folded and neatly piled phamphlets and says

"You folded them wrong. It's left over right. I hope you didn't fold them all this way"

All said before she laughed, flicked the phamphlet at me and walked off to sit on her fat ass. She had checked what I was doing atleast 6 times without saying a word on how I was folding them!

I held my composure. I was a patient girl even in my younger years. I knew that it was only a matter of time before Satan (a dog that I named Satan who even the RSPCA feared to put down) bit off the physco bitches face.

It was possibly me who was more physco thinking of millions of different ways to kill my boss but hey, women in general are physco bitches :D
( Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:52, 4 replies)

physco
i wouldnt normally comment but you've spelt it that way 3 times. it's supposed to be spelt psycho.

apologies if you are dyslexic or just had a crap time typing that word.
(zenmeban thinks the weather could be better, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 15:11, closed)

Screw the spelling
I'm just glad to hear one of 'em ADMIT it.
(Scritty Bakerman., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:29, closed)

no
Not all women are psychotic.
Some of us can even spell.

I'd call you an ignorant misogynist, but I wouldn't want you to break your precious little nails opening up that big heavy dictionary.

Moron.
(jennymnemonic, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:00, closed)

"women in general are physco bitches"
Just the ones you knew dude. I may have harped about my ex but even I know that not all women are made that way, some are actually very lovely and warm and cuddly! :o)
(RVD420 has his world coming down on, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 18:07, closed)