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From little victories over your bank manager to epic wins over the law - tell us how you've put one over authority. Right on, kids!

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(, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 16:01)
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my brother was a bit of a drug-peddling scallywag back in the day
The local police had been after him for some time. Then one day they raided our house and were delighted to find his modest cannabis plantation and a big pile of unexplained cash in his possession which they confiscated.

They triumphantly took him to court, but because the plants were growing in the spare room they couldn't prove who was actually growing them, so he got off scot-free on a technicality.

The cops were pretty pissed off about that and refused to return my brother's ill-gotten gains. They were even more pissed off when we subsequently took them to court and got all his money back plus legal expenses.

(Fans of justice and karma will be pleased to know that he did eventually spend a little while at her majesty's pleasure for something unrelated)
(, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 23:48, closed)
Fuck justice and karma
People shouldn't be imprisoned for growing drugs.
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 2:44, closed)
Or
for moving a plant across imaginary lines.
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 7:36, closed)
a plant is not a crime
as I will no doubt be explaining to her majesty's finest as they search me outside Glasto this week
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:12, closed)
Stick the drugs up your arse.
(Literally.)
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:49, closed)

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