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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 30 Jul 2018, 13:23)
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Hebbing End
the section of a powerpoint presentation that extends beyond the projection surface and instead is projected onto some nearby curtains or ceiling tiles.
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 15:56, Reply)
Baldock (n)
The storage location intended for a wireless dongle.

See also:

Tewin(n), the standard distance between a Baldock and the wireless dongle it is meant to house. Equiv. 13.2 miles
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 15:54, Reply)
Alrewas
The feeling that arises when you go to make an original, incicive, and topical joke on Twitter, but learn that 7300 people have made it already.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 15:53, Reply)
Portishead
accidentally pissing into your own mouth
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 15:52, 1 reply)
Crouch End (n)
The cold/hot prickly sensation in the backs of your thighs and arse from enduring an overlong movie / really dull keynote speech on a cheaply-upholstered folding seat.

(via @_Menjabin)
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 15:52, 1 reply)
Shifnal
the disappointment experienced when opening a fast food container revealing the mushed fucked up mess that looks nothing like the beautiful enticing creation on the menu board
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 15:49, Reply)
Fleet
The feeling that you've visited a place on many occasions, before realising you've only ever been to the nearby motorway services.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 15:42, 1 reply)
Wotter
The sudden moment of suspicion, after following your cars Satnav for 40 minutes, that you might have entered the wrong destination!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 15:38, 1 reply)
Woking
The feeling that you've fundamentally misunderstood an important social issue of the day.

"I'm complely Woking over whether vegans should buy crying children ice cream."
(terryeden, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 15:37, Reply)
Vobster
That person who uses vlogging to garner income without ever actually giving what they promise
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 15:36, Reply)
Buxton
Any cable that is exactly too short for purpose, e.g. a phone charging cable that when plugged in requires the user to crouch next to the socket to use it. Most houses will have a drawer full of buxtons.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 15:36, Reply)
Ruswarp
The mental space into which one consigns Facebook friends between notifications
(I helped save b3ta! amygdala, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 15:36, Reply)
Higher Gabwell (v)
The act of waving your phone above your head in order to get a signal and return an urgent work call that’s come through whilst you are on holiday somewhere outside the 3 square miles your phone usually resides.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 15:36, Reply)
Limpley Stoke
The fifth pornhub wank of the day

Via @ItsAndyRyan
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 15:35, Reply)
Ubley
That feeling you get when you look at spazz inducing GIFs

That GIF left me feeling a bit ubley
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 15:33, Reply)
Risby
A joke posted to the b3ta messageboard, ideally including a pun that doesn't work, deemed obtuse in the replies, e.g., "That's a bit risby and not even spangworthy"
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 15:29, Reply)
Heighley (adj)
An online acquaintance who gets increasingly right wing when drunk.

“He’s generally ok but after a few beers gets a bit Heighley.”
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 15:26, 1 reply)
Devizes
Outdated items of technology that linger on in drawers or on shelves because you can't quite bear to part with them
(I helped save b3ta! amygdala, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 15:25, Reply)
Brighouse
to Brighouse is to con someone into buying something that they think is cheap, but will actually cost far more than it's worth by the time they've finished paying
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 15:22, Reply)
Stream Dyke (v)
A small village in Yorkshire.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 15:21, Reply)
Scampston
A child that pulls faces at motorists from the back seat of a car in heavy traffic.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 15:19, Reply)
Shedfield
Location of the super secret b4sh. Destined to live in infamy, but only spoken of in low whispers. Commemorative balloon hats available to order.
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Stalling Busk (n)
The little dots that mean someone else is typing on instant messengers that cause you to either type faster in a desperate attempt to finish what you were damn well saying or just give up and wait for whatever drivel they are on about now.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 15:15, Reply)
Yarwell (v)
To politely break off contact when soon after reconnecting with an old school friend they start sharing BNP posts in your social media feed. "Yarwell it's been nice talking to you again"
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 15:14, Reply)
Blandford Forum
otherwise known as mumsnet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 15:13, Reply)
Aspatria
the feeling of being reunited with the backside of your loved one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 15:11, Reply)
Souldrop
The moment of time between dropping your brand new phone and it hitting the concrete.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 15:10, 1 reply)
Sheds (n)
The best thing this place ever had.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 30 Apr 2018, 15:10, Reply)

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