Kids say the shittiest things
Smudge the Demon asks: Have your kids - or anyone else's - come out with something that provoked extreme laughter, embarrassment, fear or outrage? Tell us your little darlings' memorable sayings. It's like Take a Break's letters page, only with more swearing
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:28)
nephews
I have these three annoying nephews that really piss me off, firstly they live in my house and sponge off me all the time, i´m quite well off but they´re always getting me involved in one hair brained scheme after another.
They also wear identical outfits at all times except one wears green, the other red and the other blue.
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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:59,
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Hahahaha!
This reminds me of Donald Duck, with his nephews Huey, Duey and Louie!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:01,
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So, your sibling fucked a chipmunk?
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Muns, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:01,
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Is this the Hitlers?
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Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:19,
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Are you a vacuum cleaner?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:20,
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For God's sake, man,
put some trousers on!
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:29,
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off bath
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 May 2013, 16:47,
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Well,
if you're offering...
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 May 2013, 16:52,
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skrk pls
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 24 May 2013, 16:46,
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Lies!
Scrooge McDuck was not orange.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 May 2013, 18:11,
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