Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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Not so much TMIbut the fool signed his own pisstake warrent for a year.
A chap I had lessons with for Alevels went to hospital one day with abdominal pains. Could be a number of things so he's in there overnight.
He comes back in the next day or day after and walks across the room making a fake crying noise, along the lines of a squealing pig.
"What's wrong with you?"
Long story short he described his examination by a doctor.
"Well he made me turn onto my side and stuck a finger up my bum."
Not exactly a horrible story (judging by other posts) but WHY the hell would you tell a bunch of 16/17 year olds you just got your puckered loaf pincher penetrated by a 50 year old Indian?
It's just a shame the best man didn't ask around for tales to tell at his wedding.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 11:13, Reply)
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