Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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Just yesterday...I got a phone call off my friend.
He asked if my girlfriend and I were ready to go out, I said "Give us ten minutes".
He replies "Why?"
"Just going to have a coffee" said I.
"Don't bother, let's go!" is his retort.
To which my girlfriend chirps back "We're naked in bed!"
"I wasn't going to tell you that you see" I diplomatically got in.
"I'll need ten minutes now" my friend says.
"Why? Too shocked?"
"No, I'm going for a wank!" and he put the phone down.
Not too bad really, except my girlfriend is his cousin.
Had me laughing like a loon though.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2007, 13:32, Reply)
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